March 31st, 2017 Washington, DC: President Trumps former National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, has asked to be inoculated, and receive immunity from the severe outbreak of… Read more “Michael Flynn Seeks Immunity From Russian Flu”
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Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel
March 18th, 2017 Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada: Famous Pegger inventor Granny Lilith Mackenzie, who has been a prolific inventor her entire life, accidentally stumbled upon time travel when… Read more “Canadian Grandma Lilith Invents Time Travel”
Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors
March 11th,2017 Tallahassee, FL: A bill has been introduced in the Florida State house of representatives to make it illegal for a single senior citizen to obtain… Read more “Florida Plans To Ban ED medication For Single Seniors”
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Blames Global Warming On The Sun Not CO2 Emissions
March 10th, 2017 Houston, TX: EPA Chief Scott Pruitt attended an energy industry conference in Houston, Texas today and made his views on global warming clear in… Read more “EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Blames Global Warming On The Sun Not CO2 Emissions”
Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.
March 8th, 2017 Undisclosed Secret Location: Wikileaks has released a data dump that shows how Dr. Evil has been able to hack everyday electronic devices. It also… Read more “Wikileaks Dump Reveals That Dr Evil Can Control Every Smart Device On Earth.”
President Trump Visits New Death Star
March 4th, 2017 Near Earth Orbit: In a top-secret visit to a new death star being constructed in orbit around planet earth, President Trump declared that “The… Read more “President Trump Visits New Death Star”
President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency
March 1st.2017 Washington, DC: The White House released a statement today that President Trump is placing Dr. Stranglove in charge of the Missile Defense Agency… Read more “President Trump Appoints Dr Strangelove To Head The Missile Defense Agency”
Male Contraceptive Gets FDA Approval
February 22nd, 2017 New York, NY: Wall Street was all a twitter today as pharmaceutical giant Pfizer went public with its new male contraceptive drug named Noassitol.… Read more “Male Contraceptive Gets FDA Approval”
The Last Bee On Earth Continues To Gather Pollen
December 15th, 2018 Las Pampas, Argentina: The last bee left on earth continues to work gathering pollen and making honey. Local former apiarist Juan Schultz noticed the… Read more “The Last Bee On Earth Continues To Gather Pollen”
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